Crypto Giggle Bits News
By Crypto Clem Fandango
Crypto Giggle Bits NewsMay 24, 2023
Crypto on Viagra BlackRockโs Wild Ride & Tetherโs Billion Dollar Gamble
๐ฅHOLD ON TO YOUR ASSETS!๐ฅ It's CG News with Clem Fandango! CAN YOU HEAR ME? Dive into the crypto abyss as #BlackRock takes the blue pill with a game-changing Bitcoin ETF๐, and Mike #Novogratz is already polishing his rocket! Tether's clutching its Bitcoin booty like Gollum with the One Ring๐ - will they make it or break it? Plus, the Chinese yuanโs pumping iron๐ช, gunning for the dollarโs crown!๐ For those allergic to B.S., this X-rated, side-splitting rundown is the antidote! #CryptoNews #Bitcoin #ETF #Tether #Investing #AdultHumor #CGNews #Crypto #Bitcoin #BlackRock #Tether #Yuan #Investing #AdultHumor #CanYouHearMe #CryptoComedy
Crypto Carnage: Rate Hikes, Brokerage Hacks & Brazil's Monkey with a Machine Gun!
ย ๐ Hang on to your wallets, crypto junkies! ๐ Clem Fandango navigates the stormy seas of the crypto world - Bitcoin & Ethereum nosedive, Coinbase in a Twitter catfight with SEC, and Brazilโs new crypto sheriff in town! Is your portfolio ready for this ride? Dive in, laugh, cry, and maybe learn a thing or two. Or not. No judgment here. #CryptoCarnage #CoinbaseVsSEC #BrazilCrypto #ClemFandango
Crypto Chaos Billion Dollar Tug of War & Elon vs The Apple Empire and Coinbase scam warning!
What's the difference between a crypto trader and a pigeon? A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Lamborghini! ๐คฃ
Alright, now that Iโve got your attention - prepare to dive into the murkiest depths of the crypto-verse with the latest episode of CG News titled, "Crypto Chaos: Billion Dollar Tug-of-War & Elon vs. The Apple Empire."
In this roller coaster episode, our esteemed (and possibly unhinged) host, Clem Fandango, takes you on a whirlwind tour through the crypto labyrinth. With his signature degenerate humor that's filthier than a public restroom at a chili festival, Clem breaks down the headlines like youโve never seen before.
Is there romance in the air between SEC and Binance, or is it just the smell of billions burning? Clem will be your love guru through this tumultuous courtship.
Binance CEO, CZ, is up next. Is he making it rain with Bitcoin or keeping his purse strings tight? Clemโs got the scoop, and it's as spicy as a jalapeno smoothie.
Then, gear up for a legendary showdown as Elon Musk and Apple pull out their light sabers. Whatโs got Elon tweeting up a storm this time? Tune in to find out.
And wait, thereโs more! Our man, Egrag, emerges from his crypto cave to lay down a prophecy about XRP that could have Nostradamus taking notes. Is Valhalla real or just another drunken hallucination?
Lastly, Clemโs gonna tell you how to save your precious Coinbase stash from scammers who are slicker than a can of grease.
This episode is jam-packed with enough crypto drama to make you forget about your last bad trade. So tune in, leave your sensitivities at the door, and let Clem Fandango be your shepherd through the mayhem.
Remember, your portfolio isnโt the only thing that needs some thrill; sometimes your soul craves it too. Only the brave dare to enter the CG News arena. Are you one of them?
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and maybe a hazmat suit. We wonโt be held responsible for any side-splitting or drink-spewing that occurs.
Join the ride, and donโt say we didnโt warn you!
#CryptoNews #ElonVsApple #BinanceDrama #XRPProphecy #DegenerateHumor
SEC Shakedown & Ripple's Naughty Tease: Cryptoverse Gone Wild!
Strap yourselves in as Clem Fandango takes you on a rollercoaster through the Cryptoverse on this episode of CG News! Weโve got Ripple's CEO Brad Garlinghouse teasing everyone with those kinky Hinman documents and Binance throwing punches at the SEC like a roid-raged boxer. But that's not all, House Republicans are on a warpath to boot the SEC Chairman from his throne. Plus, eToro slaps a ban on four cryptos for US users. If youโre into chaos, drama, and a dose of depravity, this episode is your twisted utopia. Warning: Not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. ๐๐ฅ #CryptoNews #SEC #Ripple #Binance #eToro
Crypto Market Tanks: Crypto-Vengers Fight SEC + The Degenerates Guide to Chaos
ย ๐ฅ๐ฅWelcome to the most X-rated crypto news show on the interwebs! CG News, hosted by the notorious Clem Fandango! CAN YOU HEAR ME, degenerates? This is the one-stop-shop for your daily dose of crypto market madness and blockchain buffoonery! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐ In this episode (June 12, 2023):
- The crypto market is nose-diving like a drunk pigeon! Can it regain its lost feathers or will it be plucked clean? (00:30)
- The SEC faces off against ADA, MATIC, and SOL in a battle that's like Avengers: Infinity War, if everyone was a nerd. Are the Crypto-Vengers assembled and ready for a fight? (00:50)
- Reddit subreddits go dark. Are they taking ghosting lessons? (01:35)
- Binance.US gets slapped with an SEC lawsuit! Market depth drops faster than trousers in a strip club. (02:00)
- Gaming altcoins are turning more heads than a twerking contest. What are these coins and should you gamble your house on them? (02:30)
๐๐ Grab your popcorn, fasten your seat belts, and get ready for a wild ride through the insane world of cryptocurrency. Clem Fandango will be your pilot on this descent into madness. ๐๐
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical show and should not be considered as financial advice. Invest at your own risk. Don't cry to us if you go broke.
#CGNews #CryptoMarket #CryptoVengers #ClemFandango #CryptocurrencyNews #SECvsCrypto
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Crypto's Identity Crisis: From Anonymous Darling to Security's Poster Child
๐จDrama Alert!๐จ EU turns on crypto, UK plays matchmaker, and SEC Chair's secret affair exposed! ๐ฑ Grab your popcorn for this juicy crypto soap opera! ๐ฟ #Cryptocurrency #SEC #EU #Drama #CGBNews
SEC's Sue Spree, Coinbase's Brave Face, and Jim Cramer's 'Car Danzo' Blunder | CGB News with Clem Fandango
Tune in for a wild ride as we dive into the SEC's 'sue-happy' escapades, Coinbase's surprising response, and Jim Cramer's unforgettable blooper. It's crypto chaos on CGB News with your favorite host, Clem Fandango. Can you hear us, TikTok? #CryptoNews #CGBNews #Comedy
CGB News: Binance's SEC Battle, Bitcoin at $25k, and Dogecoin's Fate
๐ June 6th, 2023, on CGB News with your favorite crypto comedian, Clem Fandango! Can you hear me? ๐๐
Today we dive into the #Bitcoin ๐ dip, flirting with the $25k mark like it's a new dance craze. #Ethereum, as per usual, is sitting in the corner, silently judging us all. ๐
Hold onto your wallets, folks, because we're also unraveling the #Binance Bonanza ๐ฆ. Captain Changpeng Zhao and his crew are facing a whopping 13 charges from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. But Zhao insists your assets are as safe as grandma's secret cookie recipe. ๐ช
And that's not all! Binance is accused of unlawful offers and sales of #BNB and #BUSD tokens, a casual $115 billion worth. But Binance says those tokens aren't securities, they're just 'fuel'... because that makes perfect sense, right? ๐๐ฅ
We've also got some #CryptoTwitter fun. Ex-Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey with a "Steady lads" ๐ฃโโ๏ธ and Dogecoin co-founder Billy Markus claiming โItโs over Cryptocurrency." But is it really over?
Like, share, and comment on your favorite absurdity of the day! Don't forget to subscribe for tomorrow's #CryptoPredictions. Will #Dogecoin make the cut? Only one way to find out! #CGBNews #CryptoNews #ClemFandango #Cryptocurrency
CGB News: Atomic Wallet Heist, Jack Dorsey's Bitcoin Advocacy, and the Coins That Might Just 10x!
๐๐ป Get ready for an adventure in the crypto universe! On today's episode of CGB News, your host, the ever charismatic and slightly outrageous Clem Fandango, navigates the latest and greatest in the world of cryptocurrency.
First on our radar? The Atomic Wallet Heist, where a whopping $35 million in crypto vanished faster than your dad's hairline. Could you handle that kind of loss?๐ฐ๐ธ
Next, Jack Dorsey, former Twitter co-founder, is playing oracle, endorsing and predicting a Bitcoin advocate for President. Is it sheer audacity or an insight into our future? Join us as we dissect this bold proclamation. ๐ฆ๐๏ธ
Hold onto your seats, because our resident market analyst, Steve from Crypto Crew University, has us on the edge with his prediction of a massive Bitcoin price swing. Are we about to take off, or is a nosedive on the horizon? ๐๐
Ethereum is back in the news too, performing daring stunts with big data ahead of an ETH upgrade. It's like watching Evel Knievel - thrilling, nerve-racking, and a little bit insane! ๐ฝ๐
And for all you thrill-seekers out there, we're rounding off with Altcoin Daily's top picks for the tokens that are poised to bring you a potential 10x return. Buckle up for this wild ride!๐๐ฐ
Want more? You know you do. Subscribe to our channel, smash that like button, and ring that notification bell, so you don't miss a single episode of CGB News. And remember, in crypto, just like in comedy, timing is everything! โฐ๐๐ #CGBNews #CryptoComedy #CryptoNews #Bitcoin #Ethereum #Investing #AltcoinDaily #ClemFandango
Crypto Insider Secrets: Mining Firm's Huge Gamble, Musk's Doge Debacle, and a Mysterious Death - Can You Afford to Miss Out?
Today on CGB News with Clem Fandango, we're deciphering the latest twists and turns in the #crypto world. Explore why #Bitcoin mining firms aren't afraid to bet big, despite slumps in profitability. Dive into the Musk-Doge lawsuit, the story shaking up the #Dogecoin community. And what's this about the mysterious death of a crypto millionaire? Plus, stay ahead with our preview of the highly anticipated Hinman speech documents concerning #XRP, set to send shockwaves through the industry. Can't afford to miss out? Subscribe to CGB News. We're serving up the hottest crypto news, because in Cryptoland, information is the most valuable currency. Hit subscribe and let's decode the crypto chaos together!
US Debt Ceiling Deal A $50 Trillion Earthquake on the Crypto Horizon
๐๐ฐ Explore the seismic shifts in the crypto landscape! Today on CGB News, we're diving into the aftermath of the U.S. Debt Ceiling Deal and what it could mean for Bitcoin, Ethereum, Zilliqa, and more. Plus, we'll examine the new Canadian crypto rules that shook up Bybit and Binance. Finally, learn about a quirky crypto fundraiser where giving equals... nothing? Fasten your seatbelts and join Clem Fandango for an epic ride! ๐ฅ๐ข Don't miss out! #CryptoNews #Bitcoin #Ethereum #DebtCeiling #CanadaCryptoRules #CryptoCommunity
From Capitol Hill to Courtroom: Bitcoin's Slide, Ethereum's Slip, and SBF's Legal Dance!
Strap in folks, another manic episode of CGB News is poised on the launchpad, about to blast off into the crypto cosmos! Your affable astronaut, Clem Fandango, is here to navigate the wild black holes and supernovas of the #cryptoverse.ย
We're tearing into the hull of a gripping legal saga featuring the FTX founder. Picture a gritty space court, allegations zipping around like asteroids. Intrigue? You bet your Satoshi we've got it!
What's that, you want some belly laughs with your blockchain? Say no more! We're diving into a #AI conundrum that's got more twists and turns than a snake in zero gravity. We're talking risk, extinction and...nuclear war?! Believe it or not, this is the comedy segment!
Also on the docket, our revered '5 Coins to Watch' segment, shining a light on the rising stars of the crypto galaxy. Want the inside scoop? You'll just have to join us on the ride.
No joke, folks, this episode is hotter than a freshly mined Bitcoin. Give us a shout at cgbnewspodcast@gmail.com with your thoughts, theories, and wild crypto dreams.
So buckle up, hit that share button, and join us on this rocket ride of #cryptocomedy, interstellar intrigue, and market insights. Let's face it, reality is so last season.
P.S. This isn't financial advice. We're all about the laughs, the gasps, and the "no way!" moments.ย
#CGBNews #cryptonews #cryptohumour #cryptodrama #cryptotrends
Tumultuous Times: BTC Wobbles, Ethereum's Uncertain Voyage, AI Stocks Rising, & More! | Ep. 10
๐๏ธWe're back on Crypto Giggle Bits News, ready to blast off into another galactic array of crypto news and naughty nuggets. Your risquรฉ host, Clem Fandango, is here to navigate the nebula of nifty news in today's episode:
0:18 - The bitcoin rollercoaster seems to be a little off the rails lately. Glassnode predicts that a big move is on the horizon for BTC due to the low volatility and narrow trading ranges that have recently been a trend ๐ข๐ (Source: cryptopotato)
0:42 - Over on the Ethereum front, things aren't looking so hot. Price has fallen since breaching long-term resistance and another dip seems likely. Guess it's time for Ethereum HODLers to buckle up ๐ข๐ธ (Source: beincrypto)
0:59 - Wall Street's eyes are all goggle as the AI investment opportunity looms on the horizon. Both Tesla and Nvidia have trillion-dollar price targets on their heads. Yeah, you heard that right, trillion with a "T"! ๐๐ฐ (Source: nasdaq)
1:25 - Optimism's supply jump has investors sweating bullets. With a whopping 386 million OP tokens set to be unlocked, prices are slipping as investors prepare for a supply surge. Talk about inflating the money supply! ๐ฑ๐ง (Source: invezz)
1:53 - And finally, for those of you with an appetite for the cryptoverse's wild side, we've got a list of the 10 best cryptos to buy for a moonshot right now. From Wall Street Memes to Binance Coin, there's a coin for every kind of investor. Just don't ask me about Love Hate Inu. ๐๐ฑ (Source: techreport)
#CryptoNews #Bitcoin #Ethereum #AIStocks #Optimism #CryptoToBuy #CryptoGiggleBitsNews #CGBNews #ClemFandango
Remember, folks, laughter is the best medicine, but a bit of due diligence never hurts when it comes to your investments. Stay safe, and keep those giggles coming! ๐ฏ๐คฃ๐ง
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CGB News - Mirthful Market Madness: Bitcoin Breaks Free, Ethereum's Fiery Feat & More! | Ep. 9 โจ๐๏ธ
Your favorite source for crypto news with a twist, Crypto Giggle Bits News, is back with another episode! This time, your hilariously unfiltered host, Clem Fandango, takes a dive into a whirlpool of crypto happenings that shook the market on this glorious Monday: 0:15 - Bitcoin bulls are off to the races as the US raises its debt ceiling, igniting a fire that propels BTC past the $27K mark. Hold on to your hats, folks, we're in for a wild ride! ๐ข๐ฐ(Source: cryptonewsland) 0:45 - Meanwhile, Ethereum is blazing trails of its own. With a stunning $6.1 billion ETH burned in just 21 months, is it a bonfire or a beacon of deflationary glory? ๐ฅโณ(Source: cryptopolitan) 1:15 - Trouble in paradise as Arbitrum's Jimbos suffers a devastating $7.5 million ETH hack. Makes you wish they had a better firewall, doesn't it? ๐ป๐(Source: cryptopolitan) 1:50 - The XRP army is flexing its muscles, with whales churning up waves of confidence in a 'Ripple Win' amidst the ongoing SEC case. Whale watching has never been this interesting! ๐โ๏ธ(Source: zycrypto) 2:30 - Will China's potential crypto ban lift result in a market explosion? One can only hope, right? ๐จ๐ณ๐ฅ (Source: cryptoticker) 3:00 - Over to Japan, where stricter AML rules are set to tighten the noose around the digital currency industry. Regulation rollercoaster or necessary protective measure? ๐ฏ๐ตโ๏ธ (Source: coingeek) 3:30 - Finally, let's take a look at which top American brands are embracing crypto. You might be surprised who's making the leap! ๐ข๐ฑ (Source: decrypt) #CryptoNews #Bitcoin #Ethereum #Arbitrum #XRP #China #Japan #BrandsInCrypto #CryptoGiggleBitsNews #CGBNews #ClemFandango Remember, do your own research or do your own repayment plans when you get rekt. This ainโt financial advice, okay?
Crypto Giggle Bits News: Bullish Bitcoin, Ethereum Evolution, Celsius Reboot & Shaq vs Crypto | Ep.8
Welcome to the wildest ride in the cryptoverse! This episode of Crypto Follies is packed with must-know news and insights from the tumultuous world of Bitcoin, Ethereum, and more. Join Clem Fandango, your savvy guide, as he dives into the massive Bitcoin options expiration, Ethereum's break-up with PoW, the rebirth of Celsius Network, Shaquille O'Neal's public serving, and Ron DeSantis' bold Bitcoin promises. Get the inside scoop on Bitcoin's bullish outlook as 86,000 options contracts face expiry. Will the max pain point of $27,000 be a game-changer? What's next for Ethereum after it waves goodbye to PoW with a major update from Go-Ethereum? Unearth the dramatic turnaround of Celsius Network as it transitions from bankruptcy to a promising Fahrenheit-led revival. And for a touch of courtroom drama, hear about how Shaq was served lawsuit papers amidst an NBA playoff game. Plus, catch the latest political banter around Bitcoin as potential presidential candidate, Ron DeSantis, promises to protect crypto and abolish CBDC. This episode is filled with everything you need to stay ahead in the crypto game, delivered with a dose of amusement and tongue-in-cheek wit. Ideal for crypto enthusiasts, investors, or anyone looking to get a grasp on the fast-paced crypto world. Don't miss out โ subscribe, listen, and share! #crypto #bitcoin #ethereum #shaq #rondesantis #celsiusnetwork #cryptonews
Crypto Giggle Bits News: Bitcoin Blues & Ethereum Edging | Ep.7
Welcome to Crypto Giggle Bits News! Your daily dose of crypto, served with a twist of dark wit and a hint of absurdity. Hosted by the audacious Clem Fandango, we'll keep you up to date with the cryptoverse, while we tickle your funny bone!
In today's episode, we delve into the murky depths of Bitcoin's nosedive and Ethereum's nail-biting saga. We examine China's disappearing act and the vanishing Multichain CEO. And if that wasn't enough, we're spicing it up with Hong Kong's fresh foray into crypto regulation and the rollercoaster ride of altcoins.
Will Bitcoin's blues be catching? Is Ethereum on the edge of glory or doom? And where in the world is Zhao Jun? We'll spill the crypto tea, one laugh at a time!
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Crypto Giggle Bits News: Riding BTC's Bull Wave & Cryptos to Buy in June | Ep.6
Welcome to today's episode of Crypto Giggle Bits News, the place where crypto news meets wit! On May 24, 2023, we're diving into some big headlines in the cryptoverse.
Get ready as we tackle Bitcoin's skyrocketing daily transactions that have hit an all-time high. Can we expect to ride this wave of bullish momentum? (0:22)
We're also talking about XCORE's airdrop for XRP and SOLO holders. Grab your crypto parachute because this airdrop could be a windfall! (0:55)
Plus, Elon Musk has shifted gears and is now advising against reckless crypto bets. Does this spell trouble for Dogecoin and other cryptocurrencies? Let's find out! (1:26)
Meanwhile, Ledger is postponing its key recovery service launch amid criticism. But it's not all doom and gloom. We'll tell you why this delay might be a good thing. (1:55)
And last but not least, our top five budget-friendly cryptocurrencies you should consider for June 2023. Ready to know the golden picks? Stay tuned! (2:13)
Join us as we navigate the cryptoverse, making sense of cents with humor and insight. Like, share, and subscribe to keep up-to-date with the latest and laugh out loud while doing it. Remember, the only constant in the cryptoverse is change, so stay informed, stay savvy, and stay giggly!
#CryptoNews #Bitcoin #XRP #SOLO #ElonMusk #Dogecoin #Ledger #CryptocurrencyInvestment #CryptoGiggleBits #CGBNews
๐ฅ๐๏ธWelcome to Crypto Giggle Bits News: The Lighter Side of the Ledger | Ep.5
๐ฅ๐๏ธWelcome to Crypto Giggle Bits News: The Lighter Side of the Ledger | Ep., your daily digest of crypto chaos, hosted by none other than Clem Fandango.
In this tantalizing episode (May 23, 2023), weโre covering:
1๏ธโฃ Bitcoinโs price rollercoaster with Peter Brandt [source: newsbtc] (0:22)
2๏ธโฃ The Bitcoin HODLing saga that keeps wallets shut tight [source: invezz] (0:55)
3๏ธโฃ The surprising trend of shrinking crypto hacks [source: todayq] (1:26)
4๏ธโฃ Gordon Ramsay stirring up a storm in the Metaverse [source: cointelegraph] (1:55)
5๏ธโฃ A blast from the past with Ethereum's Vitalik Buterin [source: beincrypto] (2:13)
6๏ธโฃ And...a warning for MacOS crypto holders ๐
Crypto Giggle Bits News: where blockchain banter meets irreverent insight. Subscribe now! Follow us on TikTok, Instagram (@CryptoGiggleBits), Facebook (Crypto Giggle Bits News). #CryptoNews #Bitcoin #HODL #CryptoHacks #Metaverse #Ramsay #Ethereum #TopAltcoins #CryptoGiggleBits #CGBNews #ClemFandango.
Remember, in the cryptoverse, laughter is the best investment! Like, share, follow, subscribe, and keep the giggles going! Got a joke or a news tip? DM us! Business inquiries? ๐ฉcgnewspodcast@gmail.com๐
Crypto Giggle Bits News: Biden's Big Move, Vitaliks Warning and 4 Alts looking to party | Ep.4
๐๏ธWelcome back, crypto crusaders! Get ready for another riotous romp through the crazy cryptoverse with your devilishly amusing host, Clem Fandango. Crypto Giggle Bits News brings you the day's crypto craziness with a splash of dark humour. In this episode, recorded on May 22, 2023: 0:22 - We begin by diving headfirst into the roller coaster world of crypto prices. Is it a bull run or a bear trap? Only time will tell! [source: NewsBytesApp] 0:55 - Up next, President Biden takes a stand at the G7 summit that could spell bad news for some crypto enthusiasts. But who exactly is in his crosshairs? [source: zycrypto] 1:26 - Apple and Google find themselves in the firing line as a former Coinbase CTO drops a bombshell. Is Big Tech about to unleash chaos in the cryptoverse? [source: finbold] 1:55 - Ethereum's co-founder, Vitalik Buterin, has a dire warning for his followers. But what's got him so concerned? [source: cointelegraph] 2:13 - And last but not least, we'll reveal our top four altcoins to watch. Which rising stars should you be keeping an eye on? Stay tuned to find out! [source: cointelegraph] Don't miss out on the latest crypto news with a wicked twist. Subscribe to Crypto Giggle Bits News now and join our community of crypto-lovers and humour-hounds. And remember, always do your own research, because in crypto, the joke can often be on you! #CryptoNews #Bitcoin #Ethereum #Apple #Google #Biden #G7 #CryptoGiggleBits #CGBNews #ClemFandango Stay sharp, stay giggly, and do your own research โ the world of crypto waits for no one! ๐ฏ๐คช๐ง โ LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE for more laughs and breaking crypto news! Thanks for tuning in! ๐ Business inquiries? ๐ฉ cgbnews@gmail.com
Crypto Giggle Bits News: Options Expiry Excitement, Miami's Bitcoin Buzz, Binance & Voyager Twists, and SEC's Naughty List! | Ep. 3
๐๏ธGet ready for another whirlwind of crypto craziness and laughs with your favourite edgy host, Clem Fandango on Crypto Giggle Bits News! You're here for the giggles, the goss, and most definitely, that list of 37 SEC-shunned cryptocurrencies. Here's what's on the menu today:
0:15 - Bitcoin and Ethereum options are coming to their expiry dates! Who's ready for some market gymnastics? ๐ช๐ธ 0:46 - Miami is having a Bitcoin bash, but it seems the guest list has slimmed down this year. Crypto winter or just a chill? ๐โ๏ธ 2:17 - Binance US swoops in to rescue Voyager Digital after its 2022 bankruptcy. One man's loss is another exchange's gain? ๐๐ผ 2:48 - And speaking of Binance, is CZ eyeing the exit door in the U.S.? The drama just keeps coming! ๐ญ๐ช 3:35 - Brace yourselves, folks! We've got the SEC's list of 37 cryptocurrencies to avoid if you don't fancy a legal tussle. Stick around to the end, you won't want to miss this! โ๏ธ๐ซ
Hop on board the rollercoaster ride of crypto news, laughs, and more!
#CryptoNews #Bitcoin #Ethereum #MiamiBitcoinConference #Binance #VoyagerDigital #SEC #CryptoGiggleBitsNews #CGBNews #ClemFandango
Keep your giggles ready, your crypto sharp, and as always, do your own research before placing your bets! ๐ฏ๐คช๐ง
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Crypto Giggle Bits News: Tether's Bitcoin Bet, Axie Invades Apple, FTX Legal Drama & More! | Ep. 2
๐๏ธWelcome back to another fun-filled episode of Crypto Giggle Bits News with your favourite, occasionally edgy host, Clem Fandango! Remember, you're here for the giggles and the crypto goss, in that order. Let's dive into today's hot topics!0:15 - Tether is feeling lucky and making a bet on Bitcoin with their excess reserves. The house always wins, but which house are we talking about? ๐ฆ๐ฐ0:46 - Axie Infinity decides to have a playdate with Apple's App Store. Let's see how long before Apple realises they've invited a revolutionary over. ๐ฎ๐1:17 - Binance bids adieu to the land Down Under. Aussies, get ready to find new ways to lose your money! ๐ฆ๐ธ1:48 - FTX's own lawyers are throwing legal daggers at Bankman-Fried. Is this a courtroom or a butcher shop? ๐ชโ๏ธ2:35 - Voyager Digital winds down operations, leaving customers partially high and dry. Can't always Voyager to the moon, can we? ๐๐3:06 - And the Ethereum bull-run is back on the cards. Remember, what goes up must come... oh, you know the drill! ๐๐Buckle up and enjoy the roller coaster ride of crypto news!#CryptoNews #Bitcoin #Tether #AxieInfinity #Apple #Binance #FTX #BankmanFried #VoyagerDigital #Ethereum #CryptoGiggleBitsNews #CGBNews #ClemFandangoStay sharp, stay giggly, and as always, do your own research before betting the farm! ๐ฏ๐คช๐งโ
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Crypto Giggle Bits News: Ledger Alert, Ethereum Tango, Coinbase vs. SEC & More! | Ep. 1
๐๏ธWelcome to the premiere episode of Crypto Giggle Bits News (CGB News) with your host, Clem Fandango! We're here to bring you the latest crypto news in the most amusing way possible. In today's episode, we cover: 0:15 - Crypto user sounds the alarm on Ledger Wallet's latest update ๐จ 0:46 - Ethereum's taker buy/sell ratio is dancing a peculiar tango ๐ 1:17 - The latest in the Coinbase vs. SEC saga. Will Coinbase go back to the drawing board? ๐๏ธ 1:48 - The EU's landmark MiCA bill takes one step closer to becoming law ๐๏ธ 2:35 - Ripple rides a wave of good news in the courtroom and the market ๐ 3:06 - MPs call for crypto trading to be classed as gambling. Are they ready to roll the dice? ๐ฒ 3:37 - Indonesia shakes things up with a new national payment system, ditching Visa and Mastercard. What does it mean for you? ๐ณ Stay tuned for the fastest, most entertaining crypto news round-up on the web! ๐ Subscribe to our channel and hit the notification bell ๐ to make sure you never miss an episode. Share this episode with your fellow crypto enthusiasts and let's get the conversation started! Join our community: ๐ Twitter: soon! ๐ Instagram: soon-ish ๐ Facebook: do we have to? #CryptoNews #Blockchain #Bitcoin #Ethereum #Coinbase #SEC #Ripple #XRP #EU #MiCA #Indonesia #CryptoGiggleBitsNews #CGBNews #ClemFandango Remember, always do your own research before making any investment decisions. The content provided in this video is for entertainment and informational purposes only. Crypto Giggle Bist News: Making sense of the crypto world, one giggle at a time! ๐๐คฃ๐ง ๐ฉ For business inquiries: CGBNewsPodcast@gmail.com ๐ DISCLAIMER: This is info-tainment, not financial advice. โ Don't forget to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE! Thanks for watching! ๐