108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

A Hawk for the history books. You think it’s a regular Geoff & Whisp Show with Geoff and Whisp yelling at Kegstand until Newsradio888 breaks in. A new MA SHARNEY HAS BEEN CROWNED! Who could it be?! But that can’t be the ONLY grand return, correct? And how does Jack Russell from Great White have ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! Sorry to be so cryptic - ya gotta listen to this one to find out!

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Val Verde Tourist Tees!

A Dire Straits PSA from 108.9 The Hawk!

That Smell Carbon Detection Agency

And Channel 8’s “Bad Medicine!”

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are live from the quad on the campus of Val Verde University for “QUAD JAM 24!” They speak with HANDSOME “GARY” TORNADO (DC PIERSON - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER, THE BOY WHO COULDN’T SLEEP AND NEVER HAD TO, DERRICK) about all of the one-man bands he has booked this year. Jason Gore gives you the latest in GOOD ROCK NEWS! Also, is there always another Marshall Tucker locked and loaded to shoot out of the stage if something happens to the original Marshall Tucker? You’re just going to have to listen to see! 

SPONSORED BY:

Creed! Live from the Val Verde Hog Pond!

Hawkle!

Flappers

and Channel 8!

Guest Starring: DC Pierson as Handsome “Gary” Tornado

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Vanessa Lust from The Val Verde Rag has reviewed The Geoff and Whisp Show. Whisp has some bones to pick with her and with local seafood chain restaurant, Blue Tuna. Whisp and Geoff speak with CRYSTAL PARKER (CAISSIE ST. ONGE - BUSY PHILIPPS IS DOING HER BEST, BUSY TONIGHT, BEST WEEK EVER), Val Verde High School Cheer Coach, in a new segment called Local Celebrity Spotlight! Will the Val Verde Hard Lessons Cheer Squad get a reality show? WE SHALL SEE!

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Blue Tuna

Sebastian’s Playground

Promo Hut

Billy Idol Bounce Weddings

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Nighty Night Mattress Store heir, CHET NIGHTY (JORDAN MORRIS - JORDAN JESSE GO, YOUTH GROUP) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his father and his plans for the store now. Squirrels are causing a traffic nightmare in Val Verde and Art Spart has the latest traffic update. What’s this about a mattress used by rocker Steve Miller?

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Why Can’t This Be Cakes

Metallifuel

Val Verde International Airport

Channel 8’s Horndoggin’

and Blue Tuna 

Guest Starring Jordan Morris as Chet Nighty!

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108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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We’re getting close to the NCAA Tournament and the buzz around town is that the Val Verde University Assholes could make it this year. For more on this, Geoff and Whisp welcome the host of “The Asshole Line,” the basketball post-show on 108.9 The Hawk, FRANKIE GIAMBATISTA (CHRIS GETHARD - THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW, BEAUTIFUL/ANONYMOUS, NEW JERSEY IS THE WORLD) to give us his predictions for the Assholes and the lowdown on his former board operator, Franklin. Listeners call in for their chance to win a chance to purchase Pearl Jam tickets! Art Spart has some beef with a streaming providers concert calendar.

Sponsored by:

Michael’s McDonald’s

Workday Break with Wings

Channel 8’s “Slipknot In This House”

and Chestnuts

It’s The Geoff and Whisp Show’s “SALUTE TO VAL VERDE SPACE HEROES!” Episode! And when you’re referencing Val Verde space heroes, you know CHARLEY “CLUNK” BOTTOMS (JOHN HODGMAN - JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN, DICKTOWN, THE DAILY SHOW) is at the top of that list! Clunk tells the boys the secrets of space travel while promoting his new tell all book, “Moonman From Maine.” Art Spart explains why it’s raining so hard and why CCR is to blame for the rain and traffic! Shartlesburg has a new mayor! And get a preview of the NEW ROCK 108.9 The Hawk will begin to play this week.

Sponsored by:

FARNSWORTH CHOCOLATE TURD

VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

And CHANNEL 8’S “WORM MASTER” 

Oh, Val Verde. You’re number one in the world  for education. You’re the murder capital of the world. AND you’re also the number one place in the world where you’re most likely to get hacked by a cryptid! Channel 8 superstar, CHAINSLEY REDDIT (ALISE MORALES) returns to 108.9 The Hawk to talk to Whisp and Geoff about how she was hacked by a strange local group referring to themselves as “The Mattress Boys.” Art Spart tries to get you through the gridlock of the VAL VERDE ACADEMIA-BOWL-A-THON-A-PALOOZA-FEST! LARFS AND BARFS and more!

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THE KENNER AND JENNER SHOW!

SHETLAND CREAMERIES!

GOING DEEP WITH GREG LEMONSOUR!

WINGS WINGS!

And DRUGMORE!

Guest starring Alise Morales (Tooning Out The News, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Betches Sup) as Chainsley Reddit!

The Geoff and Whisp show moves into its new studio in the Poseidon Radio building, but something looks oddly familiar. MIKE KELTON from the supernatural podcast, BEYOND WITH MIKE KELTON, stops by to talk about his show with the guys. Geoff and Whisp have trouble adjusting to the new ALL ROCK playlist for 108.9 The Hawk.

Sponsored by

Sauce King!

Channel 8’s “The Running Man!”

Gal Gerde!

Pizza Emporium!

Ozzy said it best. “I’m going through CHANGESSSSS.” So is 108.9 The Hawk as Whisp Turlington finds out with the debut of “THE GEOFF AND WHISP SHOW!” How? Why? Do they have to stay in the extremely stinky RV? Huh? All of these answers and more in this monumental episode of 108.9 The Hawk.

Sponsored by:

The Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company

The Ball Pit Warehouse

Chogle Chiropractics

Nighty Night Mattress Store

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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If this stinky RV is rockin’, you know it’s housing a classic rock radio station! Famous Hollywood screenwriter CHRIS CHADD (ACHILLES STAMATELAKY) stops by The Whisp Turlington Show to talk about his recent series of TikTok’s that reveal how “Hollywood really operates.” Blue Collar Comedian DENNY SNOOD and actor KEANU REEVES also stop by.

Sponsored by Channel 8’s “Bad Medicine!” A message from Bucky Tuzzard! Monsters of Whistle! And make some rockin’ plans with an all new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!

Guest starring Achilles Stamatelaky as Chris Chadd!

Achilles is a writer, director, and performer. He is a veteran of UCBT New York and was formerly the Associate Artistic Director. Shows include ASSSSCAT 3000, Airwolf, Harold Night, and Maude Night. He is also a screenwriter (Broad City, MTV, Broadway Video) and has appeared in many national commercials. Achilles is a long-time improv and sketch teacher and has taught TV pilot writing at NYU. He is a member of WGA East and SAG-AFTRA.

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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New year. New season. New Hawk. Whisp and Geoff welcome DANNY TAMBERELLI (The Adventures of Pete & Pete/All That/Jounce) to the Rock & Roll RV to talk about his new book (co-written with his wife Kate), “The First Date Prophecy!” Meet cutes! Television (the band)! The original cast of “Our Gang!” Werner Herzog! It’s all in this episode! You also get a new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Tom Kiefer’s Blowing Leafers!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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HAWK REPLAY! JON GABRUS! 

108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock returns on Thursday, February 1st! Until then, get a nice hefty dose of HAWK REPLAY! Some of the GREATEST episodes in HAWK history!

Drug and pharmaceutical aficionado DR. BONES (JON GABRUS) stops by The Whisp Turlington Show and things QUICKLY get interesting. Whisp and Geoff also await the results from the release of the latest radio ratings. Is 108.9 The Hawk back on top?

Sponsored by: Val Verde International Airport! The Hot Dog King! The Hot Dog King! Channel 8! John Cougar Santacamp! And the 108.9 The Hawk "Hawk Trees!"

Guest Starring: Jon Gabrus (101 Places To Party Before You Die, High & Mighty, ActionBoyz) as Dr. Bones!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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108.9 The Hawk returns on Thursday, February 1st!

Friend of the show, Trip Larson (PAUL SCHEER) from Trip's Dips stops by to talk about the latest in hot tub and hot sauce deals at his store. Whisp asks Trip to play the game "HOT TUB OR HOT SAUCE." 

Sponsored by The New Megabuffet at Sharney's! 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar brought to you by Jeff Skunk Baxter's Ponytail Warehouse! Val Verde Pizza & Brewing! Infinite Succulants! C.R.A.B.!

Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (Human Giant, How Did This Get Made?, Unspooled, Black Monday) as Trip Larson!

Val Verde Pizza & Brewing written and performed by Emily Gore.

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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We asked Hawk fans what their favorite moments of 108.9 The Hawk were in 2023 and they actually answered us! And told us the truth! Over TWO HOURS of Hawk clips! And let’s be real, there were so many clips we could have included. We could have done three of these episodes! Every guest on The Hawk in 2023 was completely brilliant and we recommend going back and checking out all of 2023’s episodes! Go on! We dare you and you can’t pass up a dare.

But for now and without further ado, THE BEST OF 2023 - SELECTED BY FANS!

• A Whisp Turlington Show open followed by Whisp and Geoff discussing last night’s GNR show from the “Where Do We Go Now Tour?”
• Jack White (JON DALY) premieres a brand new song.
• Hawk Intern Harper Lawson (ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK) critiques the “All Hawk Total Rock Summer” promo.
• COMMERCIAL: JEFFERSON STARCHIPS
• Trip Larson (PAUL SCHEER) plays “Hot Tub Or Hot Sauce?”
• COMMERCIAL: SLIPKNOT IN THIS HOUSE
• Sunset (GIL OZERI) on Kenny Rogers and Bob Dylan.
• Big Scotty (TOM SCHARPLING) on Springsteen and his crew.
• COMMERCIAL: MICHAEL’S MCDONALDS
• COMMERCIAL: MR BIG AND TALLS
• Jim Springsteen (JOHN MURRAY) announces the members of The Jim Springsteen Band.
• Susan Slump (REKHA SHANKAR), the composer for Seinfeld, plays “Guess The Seinfeld Episode.”
• Big Steve (ZACH CHERRY) promises a “No Perverts Guarantee” for the Val Verde Big Food Little Food Food Festival.
• ART SPART from the “Traffic Memorial Booth” at the Val Verde Frog Prog Festival
• COMMERCIAL: METALLIFUEL
• Rocker Alexis Rockrock (JO FIRESTONE) asks to speak off air.
• Long Live Ma Sharney.
• COMMERCIAL: SHARNEY’S
• COMMERCIAL: BOOKS-A-THOUSAND
• Scott Pilgrim (RICHIE MORIARTY) talks about the commercial jingle he wrote for Val Verde Pool & Spa.
• Stevie Nicks, Goldeneye Champion.
• FLULA BORG shouts out Art Spart.
• David Jonathan Martin-David (JOE WENGERT) on his film about Huey Lewis & The News, “Start Hearing Sports,” and how the song “If This Is It” was used.
• Those Horny Royals
• COMMERCIAL: MEDIEVAL NIGHTS
• Geet Frost (ALEX STEED) on his first amendment bookstore and adult emporium.
• Channel 8 News Reporter Sledge Huntley (MICHAEL HARTNEY) and Mayor David Lee Roth.
• Little Steven’s (PAT BYRNE) Detached Garage
• Movie Music Supervisor Glenallen Mixon (PAT CASSELS) on the “Donny The Mangler” ska themed soundtrack.
• Ginger Mistletoe (KRISTEN BARTLETT) on what happened during last year’s Val Verde Christmas Parade.
• Willy Crystal (ANTHONY ATAMANUIK) on the show, “Family Ties.”

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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GINGER MISTLETOE (KRISTEN BARTLETT), the owner of Val Verde’s Christmas Store and volunteer organizer of the Val Verde Christmas Parade stops by The Rock And Roll RV with a promise to Whisp and Geoff that unlike last year, this year’s parade will not be a disaster. Jason Gore Hawkcasts live from the Val Verde Valley Mall for this year’s HAWK TREES!

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! 173rd Val Verde Dog Show! Weasal Techniques! And a special message from Whisp Turlington!

Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, How To Die Alone, The Dead Dads Club) as Ginger Mistletoe!

AND YES, this is the 100th episode of 108.9 The Hawk! Thank you for taking this rock and roll journey with us! This is ALSO the Season Three Finale! 

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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Once again we dive into the depths of depravity that are the commercials you hear on 108.9 The Hawk! WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HAWK COMMERCIALS VOL. 3!

From Mold Control to Promo Hut to commercials from Billy Joel and Bryan Adams - all your latest 108.9 The Hawk commercial favorites are here!!!

"Tiny Fork" written by Emily Gore

"Vanessee Starr" written by Emily Gore and Jason Gore

"Qum Gutters" written by Kristen Bartlett

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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Tragedy struck the 108.9 The Hawk rock family as we are once again mourning the loss of our own DJ, Mikki Mackmack. Whisp calls out “sad” so Big Truck fills in for him on the Whisp Turlington Show. Truck and Geoff play everyone’s favorite morning show game, “I Don’t Need Therapy Because!” Greg Lemonsour finally delivers a Good Rock Fact! A classic 108.9 The Hawk! Toot toot!

Sponsored by Billy Joel Tee Ball Stadium Tour! Channel 8’s “Conflict Of Interest!” Tease Treestorm’s “I Snorted It All For The Holidays!”

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

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For the past two years, 108.9 The Hawk has put out TWO “Alice’s Restaurant” themed shows. You know, the song every classic rock radio station plays on Thanksgiving? Well, now for the very first time, experience BOTH specials - “Alice’s Restaurant Attacks!” and “Alice’s Revenge” combined into one blood curdling, spine chilling, family dinner ruining episode!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

Val Verde’s legendary unemployment rate is higher than it has ever been. Luckily MediaTimeMedia Advertising is hosting a job fair! And the Whisp Turlington Show was hired to broadcast their entire morning show from the fair. Whisp and Geoff are joined by MediaTimeMedia CEO SCOTT PILGRIM (RICHIE MORIARTY) who happens to write most of the commercials you hear on 108.9 The Hawk. 

Sponsored by Bryan Adams’ Everything I Do I Do It For Noodles! Seasonal Fish Tanks! Channel 8’s “Cockblocked By Death!” And Sharney’s!

Guest Starring Richie Moriarty as Scott Pilgrim (not that one!)

Richie hails from Rockville, Maryland and started his performing career in Boston, Massachusetts at Improv Asylum. He was a longtime performer on Maude Night at UCB in New York and was selected to perform at Just For Laughs in Montreal as a New Face in their Character showcase. He currently stars on the CBS sitcom, GHOSTS, and can be seeing in the upcoming Artists Equity film, The Instigators, with Matt Damon, Jack Harlow, and Paul Walter Hauser. He can also be seen playing Vince Vaughn's boss in the upcoming film, Nonnas.

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

The Verde Stabber has been tormenting Val Verde for weeks and everything comes to a head on this Halloween episode of 108.9 The Hawk! VAL VERDE POLICE CHIEF JOE PITZOLA (DAN KLEIN) hangs out with Whisp and Geoff in the Rock & Roll RV, to let citizens know it’s probably completely safe for your children to trick or treat. 

Sponsored by Channel 8’s “Slaughter In Massacre Woods” and “The Seventh Judas Principle!” Motley Crue’s Dr. Feelgood’s Haunted Memorial Mental Hospital House! Pizza Emporium!

Guest Starring: Dan Klein as Val Verde Police Chief Joe Pitzola

Dan Klein is a TV comedy writer/performer who most recently wrote for season 4 of Miracle Workers on TBS. Dan’s other writing credits include A.P. Bio, Great News, Wet Hot American Summer (Netflix), and Comedy Bang! Bang! His onscreen credits include Search Party, Wet Hot American Summer and Crashing (HBO). Dan was the first white man to co-host two podcasts: Man Thinkers and Bible Brothers. He loves watching basketball and playing Zelda. You may have seen him on the internet dancing to Funkytown.

Welcome to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history.

This week, we travel back to 3/13/22 when Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock interviewed Val Mart manager Cam Winchester (Colby Smith)

It’s a sad day at Val Verde Valley Radio Partners, as ValleyNewsradio 8888 conservative afternoon host, WILLY CRYSTAL (Anthony Atamanuik) is being forced to retire. Whisp and Geoff celebrate Willy’s forty-one year radio career as Willy lets us know his plans for retirement among other very Willy Crystal topics.

Sponsored by ITT Clam! Fat Tony’s! A new single from country artist, Tease Treestorm! And a Port-O-Potty PSA from the current king of PSA’s, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock!

Guest Starring Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, What We Do In The Shadows) as Willy Crystal!

Welcome to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history.

This week, we travel back to 1/16/23 when Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock thought he’d be hosting the Hawk Nighttime with Jason Gore by himself - but instead, he encountered grizzled Hawk Nighttime producer, Clint.

Actor GAVIN GARJULO (CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN) stops by the Rock & Roll RV to plug his one-man show of the Genesis concept album, “The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway.” Garjulo has rented out the Val Verde Enormodome for “One Man Lamb” and he makes his case for listeners to attend. Art Spart delivers a Danzig fueled traffic update. Whisp & Geoff rundown the latest mugs at Juggggs Mug Emporium. Geoff Garlock talks about vaccinations. And Mikki Mackmack delivers another On This Day In Rock History!

Sponsored by Salt Lick Brothers and The Jack Shack!

Guest Starring Christian Finnegan as Gavin Garjulo!

Christian Finnegan is a stand-up comedian, writer and performer who is perhaps best known from “Chappelle’s Show”, VH1’s “Best Week Ever” and “Are We There Yet?” Politics junkies may recognize him from his many appearances on Countdown with “Keith Olbermann”. He’s also been seen on “Conan”, “The Late Late ShowHe has appeared on “Conan”, and “The Today Show”.

Welcome to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history.

This week, we travel back to 10/9/22 when Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock broadcasted live from the Val Verde Rocktoberfest Festival! 

Legendary rocker, ALEXIS ROCKROCK (JO FIRESTONE) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote her new line of frozen meals, Rockrock Dinners! Whisp has some serious words for Vanessa Kreeve at the Val Verde Rag.

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Turn It On Again Again!

Guest Starring: Jo Firestone as Alexis Rockrock!

Welcome back to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history.

This week, we travel back to 10/2/22 when “Breakfast With The Beatles In Danbury, CT” host, Ethan Wellman (WILL HINES), visited The Whisp Turlington Show to discuss his upcoming changes to the Sunday morning Beatles show.

Guest Starring:

Will Hines (Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk Comics, Brooklyn 99, Broad City, Comedy Bang Bang, UCB) as Ethan Wellman!

We’re right back in the ROCK AND ROLL RV brought to you by the Val Verde Candle Factory and today Whisp and Geoff are visited by local small business owner, GEET FROST (ALEX STEED). Geet has run Geet’s First Amendment Bookstore and Adult Emporium in Val Verde since 1987 and Whisp brought him on because Whisp cares about supporting local businesses. Farmer Dan also stops by to give an update on Shetland Creameries’ FALL FESTIVAL DAYS! Robby Dalton fills in for a very sick Kegstand!

Sponsored by The Holy Day! Rick Sleet Wants To Buy Your GD House! Bell Full Of Led! And you’ll hear a new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar from Big Truck!

Guest Starring Alex Steed as Geet Frost!

Alex Steed is the host of You Are Good, a feelings podcast about movies, and is a business manager for creative people.

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

It’s another beautiful morning in the 108.9 The Hawk Rock & Roll RV, now sponsored by the Val Verde Candle Factory. German comedian FLULA BORG (Flula Makes Five, Pitch Perfect 2, The Suicide Squad) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote his new podcast, FLULA MAKES FIVE! 

Sponsored by Sharney’s! Channel 8’s “HOT RAIN!” Danny And Sons Crater! and Sauce King!

The Whisp Turlington Show is back, baby! And Whisp swears he didn’t destroy the 108.9 The Hawk studios! But do we believe him? Rock legend Little Steven Van Zandt (PAT BYRNE) stops by the Rock and Roll RV with two HUGE announcements!

Sponsored by: Promo Hut! Verde Lake Days Fall Concert Series!

Guest Starring: Pat Byrne (The Best Show with Tom Scharpling, Meet My Friends The Friends) as Little Steven Van Zandt!

You read that correctly. The bane of Geoff “The Itty Bitty Baby” Garlock’s existence, BIG SCOTTY (TOM SCHARPLING) has returned to 108.9 The Hawk! This time as the prize winner of the “Security Barracks” on The Hawk Rock Cruise. This means Big Scotty and Abe are the only security on the ship and if you’re going to enjoy yourself on the premium rock cruise in the Southwest, you better abide by Big Scotty’s rules.

Sponsored by Sharney’s! Like A Rock Climbing Gym! O Neal Advertising! HR Puttintutts!

Guest Starring Tom Scharpling as Big Scotty!

Tom Scharpling is a comedian, television writer, producer, music video director, and radio host. For 23 years, he has hosted the weekly radio call-in comedy program The Best Show with Tom Scharpling. He is also known as the voice of Greg Universe on the Cartoon Network animated series Steven Universe. He co-hosts the podcast "Double Threat" with Julie Klausner on the Forever Dog Network. In 2021, he published the book, It Never Ends: A Memoir with Nice Memories! He has written for such television shows as What We Do In The Shadows, Divorce and Monk.

Time for another Jason And Friends In The Morning! Jason plays Geoff clips of Geoff's Hawkcast from the Val Verde County Fair from the previous weekend. The guys deal with some serious technical issues, but handle it with the professionalism and grace that you expect from 108.9 The Hawk, The Valley's Classic Rock Station.

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! A MessageFrom Val Verde Secretary of Waste Management, Bucky Tuzzard! Taco Tuesday's at Johnny's Pizza Warehouse! And a new On This Day In Rock History: Ian Anderson's Undercover Flute!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

Your favorite classic rock radio morning show, Jason & Friends In The Morning is back! With Jason Gore! And Friends (Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock)! Scotty forces Jason and Geoff to play an announcement for The Hawk Rock Cruise and interview the winners for the "Captain's Cabin," TRIXIE AND HUNK TRESSELL (ARIEL DUMAS and ANDREW ECKER)! Are they the Captain now? Is it the best idea in the world to do ANOTHER Rock Cruise?!?! Listen and find out!

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! Peter Green Greens! Channel 8's "Top Of The Class!" and Big Open Pit!

Guest Starring Ariel Dumas (Trixie Tressell) and Andrew Ecker (Hunk Tressell)!

Ariel is the Head Writer and Supervising Producer at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Prior to The Late Show, Ariel was a staff writer on The Colbert Report. She also wrote the book and lyrics for a not-yet-released full-length animated Looney Tunes Musical for Warner Bros./HBO Max.

Andrew J. Ecker, Ed.D. is Director of the Lower Hudson Regional Partnership Center at Putnam/Northern Westchester BOCES in Yorktown Heights, NY. He serves as Co-President of the New York Council of Administrators of Special Education. He previously served as the Hudson Valley Schools’ region leader for the Suicide Prevention Center of New York, and on numerous other school and community mental health networks. His prior work includes special education school improvement roles; teacher and director of a therapeutic residential high school; adjunct graduate professor; and professional basketball player. He has authored multiple peer-reviewed journal articles, contributed to national guidance, and presents locally and nationally on school mental health and special education topics.

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

When this Rock & Roll RV is a'knockin', it's probably because 108.9 The Hawk is LIVE ON THE AIR! Boss Ron has changed the morning show to Jason & Friends In The Morning and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock has some issues with it.

SHELLY GRIP (DRU JOHNSTON) drops by to talk about the latest production of Shakespeare's "King Lear" that is being performed by his Val Verde theatre group, Merely Players (Not The Sports Kind).

Sponsored by David Blowies! Sauce King! A Message From Bucky Tuzzard! And the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!

Guest Starring: Dru Johnston (The Chris Gethard Show, Ellen Needs Insurance, UCB, The Unbreakable Jimmy Schmidt) as Shelly Grip!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

Did all of your favorite 108.9 The Hawk DJ's and personnel survive the Great Drone Strike by former Hawk DJ, Whisp Turlington?! Some did. Some did not. You're just gonna have to listen to find out who made it. And you're going to have to listen to hear this weeks amazing guest on The Whisp Turlington Show - CHRIS DUKE-ANGELI (ANDREW GLEASON), world famous record producer. Oh yeah, he's got THREE NAMES! Just like Roy Thomas Baker!

Sponsored by The Snow Cone Man! Farnsworth White Chocolate! Pete Best Beatles Sunday! And Channel 8's showing of National Lampoon's Speed Trap!

Guest starring Andrew Gleason (The Best Show with Tom Scharpling) as Chris Duke-Angeli!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock continue to host The Whisp Turlington Show. Their guest today is world famous Music Supervisor, GLENALLEN MIXON (PAT CASSELS). If you ever heard a song in a movie, chances are good that either Glenallen or his father, Standard Mixon, placed it there. Callers try to guess what dog name Jason and Geoff are thinking of.

Sponsored by Sharney's! Waldo's Factory Strike! Fletchies! And featuring the latest Community Calendar and a very special PSA from Mikki Mackmack.

Guest starring: Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Collegehumor, Adam Ruins Everything) as Glenallen Mixon!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

Whisp Turlington is still suspended, so Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock continue to co-host "The Whisp Turlington Show." Today's guest is BART OWEN WAXLEY (JEREMY BENT), owner and lead designer at BOW Pedals, the boutique guitar pedal company in Val Verde, celebrating his 100th boutique pedal!

Sponsored by: Vanessee Starr's Definitely Not Stolen Cars! Life's Been Good Private Investigations with Joe Walsh! Channel 8's "Cyber Bond!" Absurd Scoops! And a PSA from Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock!

Guest Starring: Jeremy Bent (Tooning Out The News, Mission To Zyxx) as Bart Owen Waxley!

Vanessee Starr's Definitely Not Stolen Cars written and voiced by Emily Gore!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

We sure do have a lot to celebrate in Val Verde. Our people. Our culture. Mount Hetfield. And the day that Val Verde decided to ratify the U.S. Constitution - July 17th, 1982. While other cities celebrate July 4th, we hold our celebration for thirteen extra days. And nothing says celebration quite like a parade. And no one does a parade like Val Verde.

Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock Hawkcast live from Verde Square for the 41st Val Verde July 17th 1982 Patriotic Parade!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

Social media influencer HARPER LAWSON (ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK) gets an internship at 108.9 The Hawk at her high school teacher's recommendation. Are the DJ's from The Whisp Turlington Show COOL enough for Harper?

Sponsored by Farnsworth Chocolate Turd! Joe Perry's Let The Washer Do The Washing! 108.9 The Hawk Thin Lizzy PSA! Tiny Fork! Coderssons Coding Completely! And check out the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!

Guest Starring: Ashley Nicole Black (A Black Lady Sketch Show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Ted Lasso, Shrinking) as Harper Lawson!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

WARNING: The FCC has fined 108.9 The Hawk for this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," but we are leaving it up so it can remain part of the historical record.In this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," the self-proclaimed "biggest slut in rock and roll history," Sunset, has come on the show to promote his new tell all book, "Every Last Drop." Whisp immediately orders Scotty to turn on the four hour delay. This, my friends, is a hot and steamy one. Proceed with caution.

Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! Jeff "Skunk" Baxter's Ponytail Warehouse! A Belly Full of Led! Pizza Emporium! And the latest edition of the 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar!It's an ALL ROCK TOTAL HAWK SUMMER!

Guest Starring: Gil Ozeri (Big Mouth, #blackAF, Curb Your Enthusiasm) as Sunset!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS! 108.9! THE HAWK! That's correct. It's Season Three time, baby! Just a few weeks after the President Focker cliffhanger that ended Season Two and also a truly wonderful reunion of Jason, Geoff, Whisp, Art and newcomer Kegstand to The Whisp Turlington Show. NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP THEM NOW! WATCH YOUR BACK, K-SLOB!

This morning, The Whisp Turlington show welcomes Todd Edwards (CHARLIE TODD), owner of Val Verde's newest rock attraction - THE IMMERSIVE ROCK EXPERIENCE! We'll learn all about how you can experience THE EXPERIENCE and maybe even get a viewing of "Dr. Giggles" in.

This episode of 108.9 The Hawk is brought to you by Takin' Care Of Babies! The Val Verde County Fair! Uncle Petrutchio's! and Stancheck Gravestones!

Guest Starring: Charlie Todd (Improv Everywhere, Pixar In Real Life, UCB) as Todd Edwards!

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. 

If you have someone in your life who loves comedy and classic rock, send them our way! They can jump in with any episode of The Hawk!

We're back with another CLASSIC HAWK and in this edition we revisit the time Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney (BriTANick) visited The Whisp Turlington Show to preview their show at Dingbats and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Whisp and Geoff decide to dole out some comedy advice, despite BriTANick's success (SNL, It's Always Sunny).

Get the full episode here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/108-9-the-hawk/id1594915778

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.

25 episodes in Season One. 50 episodes in Season Two. LORD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY WILL BE IN SEASON THREE but this SEASON TWO FINALE has everything you'd want from an improvised comedy podcast about classic rock radio finale! With so many questions to be answered?!

Come on. Seriously? TWO Jason Gore's? And who the hell is Kegstand?! Wait, you mean Channel 8's "Those Horny Royals" can be horny and sad at the same time? The Rolling Stones didn't initially go with the name "Angie?!"

Sponsored by Territorial Crows! On This Day In Rock History! Construction Brothers! And Channel 8's "Splatterfucks!"

Season Three will be here before you know it. (days)

108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock.